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Russian Standard Diet Coke

Jack-in-a-Box in Eagle Tower is pedalling this crap.  It must be illegal to sell this in the UK because the ingredients are not in English.  It also tastes bloody awful.

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In October I decided to cancel my MBNA Mastercard.  Why?  Simple – they send out far too much junk mail, regardless of how often I ask them to stop. You can’t close an account on-line, so you have to endure the worst automated call system in the world, and you still have to talk to [...]

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Is it unreasonable to expect the following flow of conversation when at a checkout? Me: Hi. Checkout Assistant: Hello. [Checkout assistant scans items ...] Checkout Assistant: That’s £49.96, please. Me: There you go. [Insert card, enter PIN, etc] Checkout Assistant: There’s your receipt, your purchases. Thank you.  Bye. Me: Bye.

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Commuting by Bike

Red car stopped at the lights.  AS I slowed down (about 10 feet from it), some cunt in a Corsa pulled alongside me, then in (all in the right-hand lane).  I pulled in front of his off-side front wing so that he couldn’t get by.  As the light went green, red car moved off, I [...]

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Nick Griffin: Bullied?

What can I say about this bloke that hasn’t already been said?  He’s a racist.  He’s simple-minded.  He’s a thug in a cheap suit.  He’s not very intelligent.  His eyes don’t line up.  He’s a racist.

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MBNA – PITA

I had a letter from MBNA the other day.  I get a lot of post from them every week, mostly junk that’s advertising some stupid loan deal.  I don’t want a loan.   I can’t help spotting the irony that every piece of junk mail they send me has the following text at the end: Please [...]

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EMail Disclaimers

Who writes then?  I just got this in reply to a meeting request.  There was no other content in the message.  Someone spent a lot of time writing this meaningless crap.  The first paragraph is hilarious – any email that ends up in my Inbox is for me to do with as I please.  Why [...]

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In a nutshell, they’re shit.  The software is quite whizzy, and the upload/ordering process straight-forward, but once you’ve done all that things go bad – very quickly.

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Skinny Water

Hi, Given that regular, plain-old tap water contains zero calories, I wonder if the survey data or research papers to back-up your claims are available? Regards Kibo

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Kate Humble – Still Dumb!

On the BBC’s “The Frankincense Trail” she’s ended up in Saudi Arabia.  She still thinks that we should interfere with other cultures.  When talking to an official about the public execution of murderers and rapists: “Do they get pain-killers?” Well, duh, you dumb-fucking bitch – once their head has been taken off there’s no pain! [...]

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