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HM Revenue & Customs

What a bunch of wankers this organisation has working for them. I ordered two photobooks form blurb.com as a wedding anniversary gift for my parents, and some fucker at HMRC scored through the package and one of the book’s covers with a Stanley knife. The prick must have known that she/he damaged the item, but [...]

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Cancelling Sky Subscriptions

Holy crap why is it so bloody hard!? I don’t want to chat about why I want to cancel, I just want it done. To have been on the ‘phone for 5 minutes already, do you not think I’ve already considered the options and the limited viewing that I’ll get with BBC and ITV? Sky [...]

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Paramount Comedy Channel

I’d love to meet the marketing wanker that thought up the idea of turning the noise up for the advert break. Do they really think it helps sell products better than leaving the volume the same, or do they think people get pissed off with it? Prick. Most of the adverts are for crap products [...]

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What sort of dumbass would do this? Kids are killed on railway lines almost every week, so is taking a four year old to such a location for a photo shoot really a smart idea?

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Urban Decay

If someone ever asks you “What’s wrong with Britain these days?” point them here. Six blokes, one girl, two flee-ridden dogs, eight cans of Special Brew and the odd dose of weed. We’re at the point where wasters like these believe that they have a right to be anti-social, rude, noisy, and intrusive. They believe [...]

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Smokers

Now, I don’t mind that people smoke. Fortunately most chavs smoke, and as smoking kills (apparently) any chav that smokes is doing the world a favour. Lots of fat people also smoke, so the cause for population control is a two-pronged attack thanks to these selfless people. What I don’t like about smokers, though, is [...]

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Prick vs Phone

This cock thinks he’s so important that he can use his mobile phone while driving. From Parklands Audi until Trioscape Garden Centre in Newent he had it pinned to his ear. Well mate, you’re a prick, plain and simple. And you’ve got poofter hair.

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MBNA Europe Bank Limited

Friday, 1 December 2006 MBNA Europe Bank Limited Stansfield House Chester Business Park Chester CH4 9QQ Dear Sir, Re: Account xxxxxxxxxx Although I spoke to a Customer Satisfaction specialist a couple of weeks ago to ask you to stop sending all this crap about loans, credit card cheques and additional cards to me, I’m still [...]

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Red Bull Air Race

Well, what a kerfuffle. An hour to get to M4J18, then another FIVE hours to get to Longleat. Four hours to get home. It was a right mess. None of the marshalls had any clue about what was going on, blindly filtering drivers into their grassy, muddy parking areas; conflicting reports from different gates; nto [...]

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Sky TV

Signed up for it this week as BBC telly and standard ITV are so poor it makes me wonder how the writers and the staff of the ideas factory manage to get jobs. I received the viewing card earlier in the week, but today I got home to find four different letters from them, two [...]

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