Robin Hood
Posted in Movies on Jun 7th, 2010 No Comments »
Really bad accents, historically inaccurate. Gladiator + Saving Private Ryan + LOTR. Some side boob. Lots of stuff blowed up.
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Hot Tub Time Machine
Posted in Movies on May 21st, 2010 No Comments »
A very funny, but ultimately awful film. The effects are rubbish. Some really nice boobs, though.
The Ghost
Posted in Movies on May 1st, 2010 No Comments »
Yawning predictability from 20 minutes in. No boobs, nothing got really blowed up.
Kick Ass
Posted in Movies on Apr 20th, 2010 No Comments »
Utterly superb. Lots of stuff gets really blowed up. And the schoolgirl swears, but onl the two most vile four-letter words. See it.
The Wolfman
Posted in Movies on Feb 24th, 2010 No Comments »
Del Toro is good in this, and Hopkins is menacing. Decent gore and effects, but not much stuff gets really blowed up.
Up in the Air
Posted in Movies on Feb 8th, 2010 No Comments »
Quite funny, especially for a George Clooney comedy. Some side-boob and naked arse. Absolutely no shit got really blowed up.
The Road
Posted in Movies on Jan 28th, 2010 No Comments »
Viggo Mortensen looks rough - sorry ladies - but his performance in this is excellent, as it that of the boy, Kodi Smit-McPhee. It’s pretty depressing, and I still don’t know what happened. Absolutely nothing got really blowed up.
What did make it special, was the late arrival of three noisy Eastern European tossers, one of [...]
Sherlock Holmes
Posted in Movies on Jan 22nd, 2010 No Comments »
RDj is actually rather entertaining as Holmes, and Jude Law is really good as Watson. Rachel McAdams. Grrrrr. It’s got good humour running through it, but hardly any stuff gets really blowed up.
Avatar
Posted in Movies on Jan 7th, 2010 No Comments »
Nothing short of breath-taking. See it. See it in 3D. Mindblowing visuals, and I really enjoyed the story. Lots of side-boob, too. And loads of stuff gets really blowed up.
Law Abiding Citizen
Posted in Movies on Dec 8th, 2009 No Comments »
Go and see it. It’s very well done, and even Gerrard Butler is up to scratch. Really gruesome first three minutes, though, but later on a lot of sh_t gets really blowed up.