The Adjustment Bureau
Posted in Movies on Mar 12th, 2011 No Comments »
Nothing got really blowed up, and there are no boobies, but it’s entertaining enough. You don’t have too think much.
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Unkown
Posted in Movies on Mar 9th, 2011 No Comments »
Some stuff got really blowed up. No boobies. Not particularly thrilling.
Paul
Posted in Movies on Mar 1st, 2011 No Comments »
Some stuff gets really blowed up. No boobs. See it. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Black Swan
Posted in Movies on Feb 24th, 2011 No Comments »
No stuff gets really blowed up. No boobies. Portman is superb. Ballerinas are whiny, neurotic and paranoid. Don’t bother. People only like this film because they’ve been told to like it.
True Grit
Posted in Movies on Feb 19th, 2011 No Comments »
No stuff got really blowed up. No boobies. Bridges, Steinfeld and Damon are excellent. See it.
Monsters
Posted in Movies on Dec 22nd, 2010 No Comments »
Strange film. Not much happens. Not much stuff gets really blowed up. No boobies. The science is absolutely dreadful – aliens that respond to light (and use light for energy) but only come out at night. The aliens have no weapons, and are several hundred feet tall (they’re massive octopus that make whale noises) and [...]
Robin Hood
Posted in Movies on Jun 7th, 2010 No Comments »
Really bad accents, historically inaccurate. Gladiator + Saving Private Ryan + LOTR. Some side boob. Lots of stuff blowed up.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Posted in Movies on May 21st, 2010 No Comments »
A very funny, but ultimately awful film. The effects are rubbish. Some really nice boobs, though.
The Ghost
Posted in Movies on May 1st, 2010 No Comments »
Yawning predictability from 20 minutes in. No boobs, nothing got really blowed up.
Kick Ass
Posted in Movies on Apr 20th, 2010 No Comments »
Utterly superb. Lots of stuff gets really blowed up. And the schoolgirl swears, but onl the two most vile four-letter words. See it.