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The Adjustment Bureau

Nothing got really blowed up, and there are no boobies, but it’s entertaining enough.  You don’t have too think much.

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Unkown

Some stuff got really blowed up. No boobies. Not particularly thrilling.

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Paul

Some stuff gets really blowed up.  No boobs.  See it.  It’s absolutely hilarious.

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Black Swan

No stuff gets really blowed up.  No boobies.  Portman is superb.  Ballerinas are whiny, neurotic and paranoid.  Don’t bother.  People only like this film because they’ve been told to like it.

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True Grit

No stuff got really blowed up. No boobies. Bridges, Steinfeld and Damon are excellent. See it.

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Monsters

Strange film. Not much happens. Not much stuff gets really blowed up. No boobies. The science is absolutely dreadful – aliens that respond to light (and use light for energy) but only come out at night. The aliens have no weapons, and are several hundred feet tall (they’re massive octopus that make whale noises) and [...]

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Robin Hood

Really bad accents, historically inaccurate. Gladiator + Saving Private Ryan + LOTR. Some side boob. Lots of stuff blowed up.

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Hot Tub Time Machine

A very funny, but ultimately awful film. The effects are rubbish. Some really nice boobs, though.

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The Ghost

Yawning predictability from 20 minutes in. No boobs, nothing got really blowed up.

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Kick Ass

Utterly superb.  Lots of stuff gets really blowed up.  And the schoolgirl swears, but onl the two most vile four-letter words.  See it.

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