Recruitment Agencies
Jan 4th, 2011 by Intermanaut
I just want to hit this guy with a spade. It’s from some droid at Monarch Recruitment.
Good day to you.
It is a real honour to approach you following on from what was a somewhat memorable Christmas upon which we, the humble people of this small Isle experienced the falling of a few droplets of snow.
Now that the daylight hours are at their shortest and the evenings are proving ever colder, it is with pleasure that I contact you today with a career opportunity to work for what is arguably the greatest News dissemination portal in the whole of the land.
Before diverging into a digressio on the merits of this magnificent agency, I must provide an in depth description of the role on offer.
My client looking for someone who can design and build database-driven websites on Linux, who can program the back-end in object-oriented fashion (ideally OO Perl), and build aesthetically pleasing front end user interface in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Ajax (ideally jQuery). Ideally, they can write neat copy and manipulate artwork too (e.g. Photoshop).
This person will have an explorer mentality, so they’ll already be familiar with a wide variety of common Linux packages, and will be able to help administer our Linux systems. Ideally, they will also have done some hacking. I don’t mean illegal hacking, but in the sense of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hack_(technology).
My client operate a team of four. Members of the team often work remotely, so the person we’re looking for will be comfortable discussing the detail of their projects by telephone as well as face-to-face.
In addition to this, I have been informed that the offices of my client are somewhat opulent, adorned with the finest furnishings. Should this role seem suited to your requirements, then please do not hesitate to contact me in due course.