Kibo …

Who writes then?  I just got this in reply to a meeting request.  There was no other content in the message.  Someone spent a lot of time writing this meaningless crap.  The first paragraph is hilarious - any email that ends up in my Inbox is for me to do with as I please.  Why “other legal rules “may” it be protected by?

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