Kibo …

Guy One: How’s it all going?
Guy One: any emergencies?
Me: Not too bad. Guy Two is wearing a cowboy outfit and has set your desk on fire three times so far. He’s also signed Guy Three up to AdultFriendFinder.com, whatever that is. We’re getting some weird calls from girls called “Siobhan” and “Pickles” all the time.
Guy One: Don’t worry about that - that’s normal!
Me: Cool. How’s your day? You’ve got good weather for it.
Guy One: good weather for swimming indoors! ;)
Guy One: yeah cool thanks - going bowling in a mo
Me: At least they’re quiet when held underwater.
Guy One: they just scream when they come to the surface!
Me: Hold them under for longer …