Kibo …

Guy One: You’re so lucky to be going.
Me: Where?
Guy One:<laughs /> To New York!
Me: I paid for it.
Guy One: Yeah, I know. But you’re still lucky.
Me: Do you want to come with me?
Guy One: Eh?
Me: I can change the ticket.
Guy One: Yeah, I wouldn’t mind actually.
Me: There are certain favours you’d have to do for me that you might not be comfortable with, though.
Guy One: <laughs />
Guy Two: <laughs />
Me: Actually, I wouldn’t be particularly comfortable with those favours, either.