Today’s Workplace Conversation: Convenience
Sep 30th, 2008 by Intermanaut
Guy Two: It must be really convenient having a girlfriend in Cheltenham when you live so far away.
Me: Yes, it is. Why else do you think I keep her?
Guy Two: It won’t be long before she’s got you talking about moving in, though.
Me: Hmmm.
Guy Two: Then she’ll have you doing all sorts of jobs for her.
Me: What do you mean “then”? I put up her washing line before we started seeing each other!
Guy Two: See, you’re already screwed.