Today’s Workplace Conversation: Dating
Sep 19th, 2008 by Intermanaut
Guy One: I hate it. I’m scared of rejection.
Me: Don’t worry about it. Life’s too short.
Guy One: I know. My mate plays a numbers game and hits on ten or 12 girls a night.
Guy Two Thing is, if you go for a one-night stand you’re only going to get a crap shag, anyway.
Me: Not if you’re with me mate.
— silence —
— laughter —
— silence —
Guy Two I haven’t got anything more to say about that.