Kibo …

Now, I don’t mind that people smoke. Fortunately most chavs smoke, and as smoking kills (apparently) any chav that smokes is doing the world a favour. Lots of fat people also smoke, so the cause for population control is a two-pronged attack thanks to these selfless people.

What I don’t like about smokers, though, is that they don’t seem to know how bad they smell. Some of them even think that I’d like to know how bad they smell. And then there are those who smoke in their cars with the windows open. Hang on – you already smell (you’re a smoker) so your car already smells. Keep the fumes in and for fuck’s sake don’t through your cigarette end out in to the road – take it home or put it in the next available bin, you littering cock-suckers.